Month: May 2017

Talking Is Hard

“We leave for vacation in less than a week!” Mike said after eating the last bite of his breakfast. “I’m so excited I feel like I’m holding back 1000 racehorses.”

“1000 resources?” I asked, confused.

“Yeah,” he nodded.

“Okay,” I said, still confused.

“You know,” he explained, “like at a race.”

“What race?”

“A horse race.”

“What does a horse race have to do with resources?”

“Everything,” he said, confused.

“So are the horses the resources?”

Resources? Why are you saying resources?”

“Because you are saying resources.”

“I am saying racehorses.”

“I know! I’m saying what you’re saying.”

“This might be a long day.”